Saints Row: The Third – Special Ops Vehicle Pack
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Saints Row: The Third – Gangstas in Space Saints Row: The Third – Season Pass DLC Pack Saints Row: The Third – The Full Package contains: Take a tank skydiving, call in a satellite-targeted airstrike on a Mexican wrestling gang, and defend yourself against a highly-trained military force using only a sex toy in the most out- landish gameplay scenarios ever seen, igniting a city-wide war that will set Steelport on fire. Refusing to kneel to the Syndicate, you take the fight to Steelport, a once-proud metropolis reduced to a struggling city of sin under Syndicate control. The Syndicate, a legendary criminal fraternity with pawns in play all over the globe, has turned its eye on the Saints and demands tribute. The Saints are kings of Stilwater, but their celebrity status has not gone unnoticed. Oh, also free this week is food-making assembly line puzzler Automachef.Īs for the Saints Row reboot announced this week, it sounds like it's going in a direction I might dig.Years after taking Stilwater for their own, the Third Street Saints have evolved from street gang to household brand name, with Saints sneakers, Saints energy drinks and Johnny Gat bobble head dolls all available at a store near you. You have until 4pm on Thursday, September 2nd to grab SR3R free to keep from the Epic Games Store. Exploding a bunch of alien spaceships seemed no different to punching a pedestrian in the face."īut for free? Yeah, well worth a look if you enjoy sandbox murder and big set pieces. The guns all felt the same, the missions all blurred into one. I felt like a teacher staring wearily into space as, around her, her charges throttled each other and shat on the desks. The explosions, the tits, the hilarious dildo. Not in an 'Ooh, you couldn't get away with that now! Political correctness gone mad!' way. "For all the bravado and bombast, playing Saints Row The Third in 2020 felt dated. "If it sounds like I'm struggling to describe any standout hilarious bits, or muster much excitement, that's because I am," she said last year. Saints Row 2 was a decent daft take on GTA, then The Third veered too far into wacky for me while removing a load of thigs I liked in 2, before 4 steered hard into wacky and kept on going until it punched other side as full-on delightful superhero nonsense.Īlice Bee wasn't wholly enthused in her Saints Row: The Third Remastered review either. I do like SR3 fair enough, I'm just less keen in the context of the series. Yeah, it wasn't really old enough that it needed a remaster, but it was touched up and did wham in all the expansions and DLC packs and bits. Saints Row: The Third debuted in 2011, then scored a remaster in 2020.
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